Just to conclude, update, and clarify for anyone who may have the impression I'm currently angry and/or ungrateful:
I have since retired from any complaining (I think it's been several days since I've even chimed in at all).
-Tapers, wish away. (Unless we start having to send nude selfies in exchange for download links. Gotta draw the line somewhere, right?)
-Thank you for your service.
-My apologies to all annoyed parties for getting heated like 3 or 4 days ago. (Bloodraven nailed it on the head - My 1st post was pretty positive, then I got heated while responding back & forth. Doesn't matter now though.)
The issue has been dropped.
Any further "+1" / "stop complaining" posts are bumping a dead issue.