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  1. Originally posted by djrlewisA man stooped to pick a buttercup.

    Why people leave buttocks lying around is beyond me.


    LMFAO..........that joke''s all me arse !!
  2. Originally posted by gmc[..]

    LMFAO..........that joke''s all me arse !!




    PS ( * huge ignorance alert * )

    What does LMFAO mean? I've always wondered
  3. Originally posted by djrlewis[..]



    PS ( * huge ignorance alert * )

    What does LMFAO mean? I've always wondered


    Laugh My F*%king Ass Off
  4. Originally posted by gmc[..]

    Laugh My F*%king Ass Off


    Excellent! Ta muchly.
  5. Vet type joke alert:-

    (No offence to any Irish intended)

    " Paddy was shocked to learn that the cows on his farm had Bluetongue. He said 'be Jesus, I didn't even know they had mobile phones' "
  6. Slightly old Rugby World Cup joke:-

    " A man was found drowned in the river. He was wearing an All Black shirt, stockings, suspenders and full make-up. The police removed his shirt to avoid any embarrassment "

    ( * full apologies to Tui etc * )
  7. What is he thinking....



    No, i'm telling you, frosted flakes are much better. How can you tell me which cereal- *sigh* I can't believe we're having this conversation.
  8. What is he thinking:



    Dear Karen, go home and stop fellowing me every where i go , cincerly yours...."
  9. What is he thinking:



    I mean, yeah I'm gorgeous and all, but no. I am not a magnet to women.
  10. Originally posted by ElisaWhat is he thinking:

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    I mean, yeah I'm gorgeous and all, but no. I am not a magnet to women.


    LOL!
  11. What is he thinking:



    So you are saying that beef jerkey is better than playing guitar??
  12. What is he thinking



    Bono: Do you see the size of the jugs on the girl overthere??