1. That is pretty cool. I would gladly take the job of doing that for any future concerts.
  2. Somebody has far too much time on their hands!
  3. This is somewhat messed up.

    Who needs audio files when you can read the concert!
  4. This is so nice.

    Now I don't need new earphones anymore.
  5. I knew this was concert featured one of the (in)famous breakdowns of the Bad's synth... It's funny to hear but it's even funnier to read xD



    [Bono says]

    We come from Ireland, Dublin City Ireland. And the next time you're in DUblin you can ask me

    Dublin city is not always a fair city. In fact sometimes it's an unfair city.

    There's good and bad in every city.

    Thank you!

    [Cheers]

    This is "Bad"

    [Sequencer starts]

    [Sequencer malfunctions plays fast and high, feedback starts]

    This is very Bad!

    [Crew comes onto stage]

    If we all get back togther

    It's really great to be back in Los Angeles

    [Crowd]

    Well now you know why we don't break down so much, because I don't tell very good jokes. Actually there was this sandwich that went into a bar...

    Right, so this swndwich goes intoa bar, and eases his way

    past a few pork pies and steps up to the waiter and says, "Waiter can I have a pint of Guinness?" He says, "No, I'm sorry, we don't serve sandwiches"

    [Crowd sighs" Oh [Sequencer starts]

    The gentelman with the spectacles, can we have him to the stage

    And I was going

    Well here's the best microphone stand in teh world

    Shh

    [Audience members are invited onstage]

    [Crowd]

    Here we go

    Here we go

    Here we go

    Here we go

    Here we go

    Here we go

    Here we go

    Here we go

    here we go Here we go Here we go

    [Someone spits]

    [Crowd laughs]

    Oh shit, it's a real bummer when they're tall

    [Martin comes on stage and gives Bono a bear hug]

    [Bono]

    All right, sunshine, I'll tell you whatseeing as you're the heighth you are, you can do the rest of this on your knees, All right hold on

    You got a joke

    What's your name sir

    This is Martin

    I've always wanted to meet you Martin, how are you doing

    Look everyone was up for picking

    Martin, Martin, that's not funny.

    [Martin]

    OK! I'll tell a joke, what's the biggest joke in Great Britain?

    [People yell different stuff]

    Wham!

    [Bono]

    Well, seeing as the concert is broken down, let's play something for the day. You know any Beatles' songs.......

    [Crowd]

    Edge?

    [Bono]

    What's that you want them to play... they want you to play that song "Rain"

    ["Rain" starts on Acoustic]

    The rain comes

    They dip

    I might as well be dead

    When the rain comes

    [Clapping]

    When the rain comes

    When the sun shines

    Slip into the shade

    When the sun shines

    When the sun shines

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

    I don't mind

    Hey!

    [Bridge]

    When the rain comes

    THey run and

    Slip into the shade

    When the rain comes

    When the rain comes

    When the sun shines

    S

    Slip and all day

    When the sun shines

    When the sun shines

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

    I don't know

    [Outro]

    I get so high

    [Segues into Dylan's A Hard Day's Rain is Gonna Fall]

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard gonna fall

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    And it's a hard

    Gonna fall

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

    I don't mind

    [Ends]

    [52 minutes]

    Thank you.

    [Someone yells "Twilight" This is, I hope an d I pray A song that sounds like..Bad [Bad sequencer starts]

    [Bad sequencer breaks down again][Scattered laughs]

    Anyone know anymore jokes?

    [Bad starts without sequencer, guitar and drum sticks]


  6. Ordening my complete U2 catalogue, I found many of those complete concert transcripts : = )). I’ll post them if anyone is interested in them, but it seems I’m not able to attach txt.files here …