1. HA, "Bring some water to bed"...the literal last stand to ward off the inevitable hangover. I'll be doing the same tonight, Joe. Happy trails and good luck to us both in the morning..
  2. I had BETTER be here later.
  3. Titties!

    Do you feel me?
  4. Should be here but being responsible and considerate that I have training in the morning. Matt, hope you're having fun. Cal, I feel you


  5. I FEEL YOU.

    I am DRUNJK., neber gone up the satis so fast in my life, RACED up those homeoys.

    just sang still havent ofund PEACE!


  6. I FEEL YOU.

    I am DRUNJK., neber gone up the satis so fast in my life, RACED up those homeoys.

    just sang still havent ofund PEACE!


  7. HaHa. I have no clue what that means. Must mean you're having fun


  8. I can't tell you how many homeoys i've raced up.
  9. Translation now that im sobering up:

    I feel you. Never gone up stairs so fast in my life. Raced up those homeboys (homeboys meaniing stairs)

    Okay so a quick recap before i fall assleeep

    -Hear Still Havent Found 4 times today> Sang twice. Harmonies.
    -Peed in my backyard for the first time. Fuck the bathroom
    -Someone dared me to drink 3/4 of a gallon of milk in 3 minutes or less. If I did it I won $15. Long story short i threw up a lotttt. lot.
    -Smoked a cigar with my best friend John and talked about life, my amazing girlfriend and how much i lvoe her, he will have a girlfriend tomorrow (hes asking her out at a italian restaurant in the city!) and we love life.
    -It sbeen a great night. Made it A POINT to update on this thread on U2start because i wanted to show how much i love this site and houw much you all mean to me.

    Sorry for the typos. Been drinking for a lonnnng time. Love you all, and goodnight.

    Drop me a PM if you love me. I promise i'll respind, Remind me of this and i'll remember that i told you to do it. I want to show you all how much i love you. i promise to reply with just how much you've PERSONALLY changed my life.

    Love life, love U2, love you, love the way i feel, love everything. Seriously, you guys mean the world. I challenge you to stump me (in terms of why i LOVE you.)

    Gonna be arough morning, Goodnight

    matt
  10. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the drunk thread!
  11. Matt Gignac = World Legend
  12. I hope everyone learns from Matt!