1. "Bono! Long time fan, can you please sign this with your best advice for life, please?"
    Bono: slit a cobra, kid.
  2. I only ask him to sign I don't need any advice for life or whatever ?
  3. Like I said, don't pay any attention to what Glenn or I said. We're fools.
  4. Yes we are. But we're acing it.
  5. so, since this is coming from you... does he have to take this advice seriously, or not?
  6. Yes, very seriously.

    Also, this sentence is a lie. But if it's a lie, that means the sentence is true. So the sentence was true to begin with. But then the sentence is a lie.

    What were we talking about? Oh yes, Bono can't write shit.