Bono in Red Fly Suit

"I'd like to introduce you to my band. On my right here, known to his friends as Reggie the Dog... The Edge. Sitting behind the drum kit, a man who could put Bruce Springsteen out of a job – Larry Mullen Junior. And on my left, a man with a ginormous willy – Adam Clayton!" - MacPhisto introducing his band members telephoning a taxi in Werchter, 1993