Originally posted by vanquish:[..]
Sorry Dan, however I wasn't only referring to you.
Yes, the cockatoo lyric seems rather silly and out of place
But it might make sense if this theory is correct:
I think the salesman at the door in the first verse, is selling the cockatoo, and marketing it by claiming that having the bird as a companion will extend your lifespan. (Some research done with pets & their owners has shown this). And the words "stay alive a bit longer" also support this.
I think it's possible this song arose from an anecdote where either Bono or one of the band etc. had the experience of meeting a cockatoo selling salesman claiming the bird would make you 'live a bit longer'. Because it's a rather unique situation to invent.
That as may be. I just still don't like the way the verse is constructed. At this point. I suspect, although with no complete basis in truth, that this may affect others enjoyment of the song too.