1. don't care about the boys looking more like the dads

    but whilst i'm here...

    old U2's greatest hits:

    a room at the heartbreak nursing home

    out of control bladder

    the electric co-mmode

    sleep like a baby in the afternoon

    i still haven't found what i'm looking for (again)

    walking to stand still

    stuck in a stairlift you can't get out of
  2. I fall down (again)
  3. Yes! I love it when threads go in this direction!

    Last Night On Earth (because I might die in my sleep)

    Where the Streets (and everything else) Have No Name (because I have Alzheimer’s)

    “80”


    Hmmmm… was that second one a bit much?
  4. The songs from Zooropa take on a whole new meaning as you get older:
    - (What ever happened to my) Babyface
    - Numb (I've lost all feeling in my toes and feet)
    - Daddy's Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Car (Oops, I bumped it again)
    - Some Days Are Better Than Others (Ain't that the truth!)
    - The First Time (How I found my keys without turning the house upside down)
    - The Wanderer (About straying from the old folks home again)
  5. ^Nice ones!

    Wake Up Dead Man (no added lines needed)

    In A Little While (I’ll soil my pants)

    One Step Closer (to dying)
  6. If You Wear That Velvet Dress(I won't be able to get in the mood)
    When I Look At The World (I'm just happy to be alive)
    California (There is no End to calling all albums Songs Of Something)
    Get On Your Boots, Diapers, And Dentures
    I Fall Down, And Of Course, I Can't Get Up
    One Step Closer To Exit

    Ok, very unfunny. In fact, so terrible it might be funny.
  7. Prune- the Regularity Remixes for Songs of Senility. Sorry 🤣
  8. Originally posted by pleasegone:If You Wear That Velvet Dress(I won't be able to get in the mood)
    When I Look At The World (I'm just happy to be alive)
    California (There is no End to calling all albums Songs Of Something)
    Get On Your Boots, Diapers, And Dentures
    I Fall Down, And Of Course, I Can't Get Up
    One Step Closer To Exit

    Ok, very unfunny. In fact, so terrible it might be funny.
    Don't be too hard on yourself...there's some gems in there - especially the fourth one you listed.
  9. Unknown Caller (I Still Have My Rotary Dial from the 1960s)
  10. A Sort of Homecaring